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Hey editor, I'm undeniable. Hey doctor I'm certifiable.
1 week ago with 313,809 notes

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

1 week ago with 336,621 notes

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

1 week ago with 533,089 notes
#i'm reblogging this from a dentist's office lol

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

1 week ago with 42,932 notes
#im a demon
#figures

arosu-sama:

Nice test.

1 week ago with 49,357 notes

japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister

1 week ago with 1,622 notes

maidofthedead:

maidofthedead:

worse mario characters: all the babies

i changed my mind baby yoshi is ok

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1 week ago with 48,906 notes
Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
1 week ago with 236,498 notes
1 week ago with 47,579 notes

butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

1 week ago with 4,825 notes

aprettyodd-fever:

patrickstumpmedia:

imagine patrick singing for u in private like WAMS kinda low or lower and doing growls and grunts i need a minute

he’s got range. he’s got range like no motherfucker knows