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Hey editor, I'm undeniable. Hey doctor I'm certifiable.
23 hours ago with 445,968 notes

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

1 day ago with 1,043 notes

ciderqueen:

Here’s to the sexualities that “don’t exist”!

1 day ago with 15,543 notes

theinterwebsseries:

October is a big month for tumblr.

1 day ago with 207,714 notes

taansy:

taansy:

sorry

the fact that this has so many notes genuinely makes me cry i dont want so many of you to agree i’m so sorry you feel that way i love you all

1 day ago with 156,935 notes

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

1 day ago with 50,166 notes

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

1 day ago with 73,599 notes

lovelylacerations:

changing—fitness:

rawthoughtsandbrainbarf:

chaosifized:

chaosifized:

Never go full Gaston.

WHEN DID THIS GET 2000 NOTES

when you went Full Gaston

Oh lord my sides.

1 day ago with 6,179 notes
1 day ago with 771,585 notes
1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
1 day ago with 100,420 notes

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*